This page is dedicated to those strapping young bucks that make us giggle and go red in the face. In no paticular order, here they are..

The Boys We Love


Ahh yes, Jon Stewart Leibowitz (he dropped the 'Leibowitz' to make himself more "accessible" in Hollywood. 'Stewart' is actually his middle name). Not only does he make us pee our pants with his antics, but he's a babe to boot. He's had his own talk shows (plural), he's in films, he has his own book (Naked Pictures of Famous People. It's hilarious--BUY IT! NOW!), and now you can see him hosting "The Daily Show" weeknights on Comedy Central (all this in addition to his stand-up comedy. What a guy!). That's right, Jon Stewart all week long. For once I'm actually happy for reruns on weekends. Hummina Hummina Hummina...




This is Steve Burns from Nickelodeon's "Blues Clues." Yes, I know..it's a childrens show, but I don't care. Just look at him! He's so cute! And the show is wonderful dammit. Meeechelley and I stick by it, nevermind our twenty-something ages. So there! We just figured out blues clues, we just figured out blues clues...






Joe Bob Briggs (actually his name is John Bloom, some hoity-toity journalist who just concocted the Joe Bob persona for his Drive In movie reviews. Sidenote: You can see John Bloom doing a segement called "God Stuff" on "The Daily Show" with the aforementioned John Stewart Liebowitz). Need we say more? You can catch him every Saturday night On TNT's Monstervision.







Conan O'Brien. Alot of people don't see my fascination with him. All I can really say is that he's...strangely attractive. Maybe it's the humour. Maybe it's the hair. Who knows? Who cares? I just love 'em. That's all. Watch him weeknights at 12:30am (that's pacific time) and see for yourself. Ya never know--maybe you too will succumb to his wiley charms.










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